Barbbarbluka 7, a Level Nine Professor of Anthropology at the Fallachetta Advanced Learning Center, specializing in Dead Society Assimilator Analysis, is more than willing to share his intellectual prowess with any being that is smart enough to listen. Now he has sniffed out something rotten that has been brewing in the world of investment art for some time, and he is intent on exposing it for others to enjoy. The truth needs to be told, as he often says, especially when it earns him revenue each time it is sold.

Join this parody of real world art speculation and 'truth'-revealing Fiction across the vastness of space and over the eons of time to learn the truth, according to Barbbarbluka 7, about the ultimate intergalactic con job. And who knows, maybe you will find the presented artwork more appealing than some of the contemporary works on Earth that look more like the remains of a house painting accident or something out of your pantry. The whole point of this little tale is that the beauty and worth of art should be determined by what it does for you, not by what a select few tell you it should be, or are willing to pay for it. And as for great truth revealing works that rely more on reader trust than real substantiated facts or supporting details, it is what it is.